When Bobby Palsy’s prostitute boyfriend dumps him, he decides it’s time to find a love that can never leave him: a baby. Aided by Grace/Renee (his laptop computer) and an undercover baby smuggler, Bobby learns what it truly means to love and be loved in return: it hurts.

Written by James Ryan Caldwell

Directed by Stephen Brackett

$10 (advance sale), $15 (at door)